“I said light butter on that bagel! Light butter! Jesus!â€? { Two Phrases That Destroyed American Culture, from a married woman (”in my early 30’s with so much sand in my vagina that I give myself burns walking across my living room floor”) blog }

+ { The color of the butter depends on the animal’s feed and is sometimes manipulated with food colorings }

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