Actually, Startup Ideas Are Not Million Dollar Ideas
Kimberly Kane I’m starting a new site because I’m really into dudes jerking off. I’d watch guys jerk off all day long. I’ve been shooting it recently for a company, stills and videos, and I’m really into it. I already bought the domain. It’s called Ilovestraightboys.com and I’m going to get all these straight dudes to jerk off for me. I’m going to be a millionaire.
Bizarre Magazine That’s genius.
Kimberly Kane Yeah, it’ll attract a gay audience. Boys are the new girls. They’re cheaper, and guys like them just as much. You’ll hear my voice, you’ll hear me talking to them, so it’s not gay. They’re jerking off for me. Yeah, gay guys will totally dig it, because it’ll be the hottest straight guys in porn, but chicks can dig on it too.
I’ve asked a lot of girls and they like that stuff; I’m not the only one.
Bizarre Magazine How did you come up with such a smart idea? Aren’t you a high-school dropout?
Kimberly Kane Yes, I am. I know. I don’t know where I’m coming up with this shit.
Bizarre Magazine That’s great. Morons taking over the world.
Kimberly Kane Yeah. You don’t have to be a fucking rocket scientist to do porno. You gotta know a bit, but you don’t have to know a lot.
photo { Kimberly Kane in Nashville, Tennessee }
