balloons category

Three, two, one, zero, and liftoff

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A Roman Catholic priest who floated off under hundreds of helium party balloons was missing off the southern coast of Brazil.

Rev. Adelir Antonio de Carli lifted off from the port city of Paranagua on Sunday afternoon, wearing a helmet, thermal suit and a parachute. He was reported missing about eight hours later.

Rescuers in helicopters and small fishing boats were searching off the coast of Santa Catarina state, where pieces of balloons were found.

{ LA Times | Continue reading | video }

The towel didn’t look like no god-damn maxi-pad

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For every occupation, there is a catalog of secrets only its employees are aware of…

When you’re twisting balloons for children, never tell them what you’re making. The majority of the finished products—despite your best attempts—almost always look like a dog, a blastula, or something vaguely phallic. If you identify what you’re actually attempting to make, the children will respond to your finished product with, “That doesn’t look like a [insert animal name]…”

But if you make the animals and then ask, “What does it look like to you?” the child’s imagination will take over, turning the blue, four-legged balloon into Blue from Blue’s Clues, the blastula into a Pokemon, and the phallic object into an elephant. You’ll also get bonus points because you were so cool for making exactly what they wanted.

{ Morning News | Continue reading }

photo { Rikki Kasso }

Wooptankynoops

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{ Hans Hemmert, German panther, 2007 | balloon, air, glu }

Only Slightly, Only Slightly Less Than I Used to

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{ From about 1956 until 1964, US aeronautics engineers and rocket scientists at the Langley Research Center developed a series of spherical satellite balloons called satelloons }

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{Andy Warhol Silver Clouds, 1966 | helium-filled metalized plastic film | video }

Now, I’m not at all suggesting exhibitionist activities

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{ Pawel Althamer, One of many, 2007 | balloon }

They Are Alive (and They Know What People Are Saying About Them)

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{ Pneumatic Anatomica | Freeny }

Ding Ding Ding! We Have a Winner!

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{ Mylar Missle Balloons }

Typical Advertising Bullshit

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You Know We’re Poppin’, Sockin’, There Ain’t No Stoppin’

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Emptiness and Just a Memory

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{ Mercer Street }

Sorry, We Have an Empire to Run

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{ Janaina Tschäpe, The Sea and the Moutain, 2006 | latex, balloons and condoms }

And the World Is Like an Apple Whirling Silently in Space

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A 4-year-old British boy who released a balloon with a message hoping to find a pen pal in a foreign land ended up having a correspondence with the Queen.

Tom Stancombe let go of his helium balloon in Hampshire, west of London, but rather than flying across to France or half way around the world, it ended up just 20 miles away, landing inside Windsor Castle, the Daily Mail reported.

The Queen instructed her personal assistant to reply and so the monarch and the boy, helped by his parents, exchanged a series of letters, mostly about the fact that one of the boy’s ancestors, an artist, had works in the royal art collection. { Reuters | Continue reading }