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Loneliness has followed me my whole life. Everywhere. In bars, in cars, sidewalks, stores, everywhere. There’s no escape.

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What was the greatest wealth-creating film of all time? Titanic might be a popular guess, but the answer, according to Robert Mundell, Columbia University’s Nobel laureate economist, is Taxi Driver .

The 1976 classic, directed by Martin Scorsese with Robert De Niro (…) introduced a young Jodie Foster. But what does it have to do with the world economy?

John Hinckley, the deranged would-be assassin who attempted to kill US president Ronald Reagan in 1981, claimed that he was inspired by it. He said that his action was an attempt to impress Foster. (The movie features a scene in which a mohawked De Niro attempts to assassinate a politician.)

According to Mundell, the wave of sympathy for Reagan that was engendered by the assassination attempt deterred Democrats in Congress from voting against his proposed tax cuts. Because of this accident of history, the US administered a big fiscal stimulus at the same time that Paul Volcker at the Federal Reserve was administering tight money. This, for Mundell, was vital in creating the era of prosperity that followed.

{ Financial Times }

LL Cool Coat

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A New York student accuses Lindsay Lohan of stealing her $11,000 mink coat after both women attended a party at a Manhattan nightclub. She sued the actress on Monday for damages.

Masha Markova, a Columbia University student, said the coat — a treasured gift from her grandmother — disappeared in January during a private party at the trendy 1Oak nightclub, where Lohan, 21, was also a guest.
Some time later, Markova spotted Lohan posing in the coat in a photograph in OK! magazine, Markova’s lawyer, Merrill Cohen, said.

Markova complained to the club and said the coat was eventually returned to her smelling of “cigarettes and liquor.”

{ Reuters | Read more + photo: NY Post }

photo { Michael Musto as Lindsay Lohan | Village Voice }

‘Our love becomes immense, we never dream how small a place in it the real woman occupies.’ — Proust

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{ Eva Mendes photographed by Steven Meisel, Vogue Italy, May 2008 | more }

Summer is gone, but our love will remain

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Though a divorce from wife number three is already costing 68-year-old John Cleese $150,000 a month in “temporary maintenance,” the jokester can still laugh about it.

“It’s going to be very, very expensive - but it will be worth every penny,” said the Monty Python comedian as he left court yesterday.

Cleese and Alice Faye Eichelberger, a psychotherapist, separated four months ago after 15 years of marriage. Eichelberger claims to be broke, which Cleese pointed out was ironic considering her recent shelter choices.

“It puzzled me how she could be staying at the Carlyle Hotel in a room that costs $1,185 a night?” he said.

{ NY Daily News | Continue reading }

The 63-year-old Miss Eichelberger, who married the star in December 1992, is also demanding half of his earnings since their wedding.

And in the meantime, her lawyers have submitted court documents that specify she needs an astonishing £71,250 a month to live on, this includes £2,000 for clothes, £5,000 on gifts, entertaining and holidays, and £1,000 for eating out.

{ Daily Mail | Continue reading }

Ride the wave of creativity



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{ trailers for the original Batman (1989) and Dark Night, the new Batman movie }

Power to the dumbass

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Paris Hilton, in Moscow to host Russia’s MTV awards, has reportedly been banned from the Moscow Hyatt Hotel after scribbling her name in black marker on the designer wallpaper of a $16,000 dollar a night suite.

“Miss Hilton ruined the wallpaper in the luxury suite. In such a case the client automatically goes on the black list,” said a spokesman for the hotel, before adding that the hotel will slap her with a $9,000 fine for allegedly defacing the property.

{ NY Daily News | Continue reading }

related { In 2006, Paris Hilton was banned from Vanity Fair’s annual post-Oscar party, after being blacklisted by the magazine’s editor Graydon Carter }

Realization is all that will soothe

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Mila Kunis (Milena Markovna Kunis) is an American actress, born August 14, 1983. She is known for playing Jackie Burkhart on That ’70s Show.

Kunis was born in Kiev, Ukrainian SSR, Soviet Union (now Ukraine), the daughter of Elvira, a drugstore manager and physics teacher, and Mark Kunis, a cab company executive and mechanical engineer. Her family is Jewish and moved to Los Angeles, California in 1991.

Kunis learned English by living in the US and attending school. A major influence came from watching The Price Is Right; host Bob Barker spoke slowly enough for her to understand. In Los Angeles, she attended Hubert Howe Bancroft Middle School, Kunis took after-school acting classes and was cast in minor roles in children’s programs and television commercials, appearing in a 1994 episode of Days of Our Lives as a young Hope Williams.

Kunis became well known after being cast in the television series That ’70s Show in 1998. During the auditions, all people auditioning for the roles in the show were required to be at least 18 years of age, so Kunis told the casting staff at the audition that she was going to be 18 “on her birthday” not specifying to which birthday she was referring. After receiving the part, she was kept on the role despite having misled the directors as she had been considered the best fit for the character and was thought to have been creative in her way of gaining the audition despite her age. She was 14 at the time of the audition and had turned 15 by the time the show began filming; when the executive producer said, “you said you were going to be 18″, she responded with “I will be 18…”

She has been dating Macaulay Culkin for nearly six years.

She is heterochromatic, which means her two eyes are different in color. One is blue while the other is hazel (green with a tint of brown). This is a result of injections to treat glaucoma.

{ Wikipedia | Continue reading }

I was hoping you’d give me a bath. I’m very, very dirty.

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Between 30 and 45 paparazzi work Britney on any given night. The expensive cars they drive reflect the fact that Britney Spears—her marriages, custody battles, fights with her mom, new boyfriends, Starbucks runs, trips to the hospital—is a bigger and more lucrative story than Elizabeth Taylor and Richard Burton or John Lennon and Yoko Ono.

History’s best-publicized celebrity meltdown has helped fuel dozens of television shows, magazines, and Internet sites, the combined value of whose Britney-related product easily exceeds $100 million a year, and helped make Britney Spears the most popular search term on Yahoo once again in 2007, as it has been for six of the past seven years. (…)

X17 is the biggest agency in the Hollywood paparazzi business. Nearly every famous picture of the world’s most famous imploding pop star—Britney driving with her son on her lap, Britney in rehab, Britney without underwear, Britney shaving her head—was taken by X17’s “shooters,” or “paps,” who work in teams under the direction of X17’s owner, François Navarre, a graduate of the Ecole Normale Supérieure in Paris, who moved to Los Angeles in 1992 and covered the L.A. riots for Le Monde before embracing his destiny as a freelance celebrity photographer.

Navarre operates under his middle name, Regis. He is roundly despised by more traditional Hollywood paparazzi, who accuse him of having destroyed their highly individualistic business by hiring gangs of immigrant kids with digital cameras purchased on credit from Best Buy to do the work of the heroic lone photographers who once lay in wait with telephoto lenses, stalking Jackie O.

Most of X17’s paps, who number between 60 and 70, depending on the day and who quits or gets fired, are paid a stipend of $800 to $3,000 a week plus the occasional four- or low-five-figure bonus in exchange for global rights to their images, which Regis owns lock, stock, and barrel. X17 also pays weekly stipends to a dozen dedicated tipsters and occasional fees to 500 or 600 parking-lot attendants, club kids, and shop girls in and around L.A. X17 licenses its pictures to celebrity skin magazines like Us Weekly, People, Life & Style, and In Touch and their associated Web sites; to celebrity-oriented television programs like Entertainment Tonight, Access Hollywood, Inside Edition, and Extra; as well as to newspapers and magazines in England, Australia, Germany, Japan, Hong Kong, mainland China, Israel, Dubai, and dozens of other countries; to major television news networks like CNN, ABC, NBC, and CBS, and nearly everyone else in the media business who needs pictures and video clips of Paris Hilton’s arrest or Brad and Angelina’s kids or Britney’s latest courtroom drama, which is to say nearly every major news outlet on the planet.

{ The Atlantic | Continue reading }

That movie sucked

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Hey, did anybody see Garden State?

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I don’t watch anything that doesn’t have Mr. T in it, sorry.

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Same for me. Except instead of Mr. T I watch Rachel Ray. And instead of watching I masturbate.

{ reddit comments }

Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever…

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{ ‘All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy’ props, from The Shining, Kubrick Archive. | The annotation noted how there is still some conjecture as to whether Kubrick had every individual page typed, or they were photocopied. Some of these pages looked typed. Others didn’t. | globalNix }

I’m gonna show what it’s like to be loved by a man

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{ At a certain point Marc Jacobs cut ties to his mother, as well as to his brother and sister, both of whom, he says, couldn’t be less like him. | GQ | Continue reading | photo: Martin Schoeller }

So I go at a maddening pace, and I pretend that it’s taking your place, but what else can you do, at the end of a love affair


{ Antonioni’s L’Eclisse, 1962 | previously }