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A stout female dwarf dubbed “Shorty” has been busted in Brooklyn for pimping out an underage runaway to upscale clients she found over the Internet, police sources said yesterday.
Suspected mini-madam Jacqueline Green, 26 - who is 3-foot-9 and 145 pounds - is accused of using her Bedford-Stuyvesant apartment at 555 Quincy St. as a sex pad for johns who paid a high price for the teen’s services, which were advertised on Craigslist, the sources said.
The johns were mostly white men from Manhattan and Long Island who were charged $250 per half-hour for intercourse and $100 per half-hour for oral sex, said the sources. Their identities were not released.
Green, 26, spent a month pimping out the 15-year-old runaway, who had fled a troubled home just two blocks away, the sources said. It was not clear how the girl met the alleged pint-size pimptress.
Cops found the girl Wednesday at a Throop Avenue building where her parents suspected she had been hiding out, said the sources.
After being grilled by cops from the 81st Precinct, she admitted that she had acted as a prostitute for the vertically challenged madam “many times,” one source said.
When Kevin Hansen visited the local Texas Roadhouse restaurant for dinner with family and friends last Saturday, he was served more than the nationwide chain’s promise of “legendary food.” Hansen showed up at the police station Sunday complaining of hair in his steak.
“I started eating it,” he said in an interview. “I noticed the hair after three bites.”
A West Bend police officer observed “several strands of what appeared to be hair coming out of the middle of the steak,” a criminal complaint says.
Ryan Kropp, 24, of West Bend, one of the two cooks responsible for steaks at the restaurant Saturday night, admitted to police that he placed a few of his own facial hairs on the steak.
Kropp said he was angry with the customer for sending a different steak back to the kitchen earlier in the evening after telling a manager it was overcooked. A worker in the kitchen told an officer that Kropp placed the steak on a plate, cut a slit in the center of the steak and pushed something into the meat. The worker said Kropp then stated, “These are my pubes.”
Kropp was charged Wednesday with placing foreign objects in edibles, a felony. If convicted, Kropp could face a fine of up to $10,000 and up to 3 1/2 years of imprisonment.
We have already discussed how the armpit (or axilla or oxter), especially a woman’s armpit, is a primary sexual signalling device. The secretions during sexual arousal are extremely attractive to lovers. Dr. Alex Comfort, in his book, The Joy of Sex, describes the armpit as a cassolet which holds the individual aroma of a woman. He goes on to say that the armpit should under no condition be shaved. It is a part of a woman’s body which should be caressed and kissed.
The armpit is also a site for intercourse. When the hair is moist and with the woman lying on her side, her partner can straddle her side and place his penis into her armpit. (…) The woman’s lover will then move his penis back and forth through the silken tangle of his lover’s armpit hair. Because of the large number of nerve endings in the armpit, the woman feels sometimes orgasmic sensations as her lover climaxes in her love nest. The feeling is in some ways superior to vaginal intercourse because the pressure of the arm can vary more so that the vagina.
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Repeated discoveries of human feces in clothing and other items left in an apartment building’s basement laundry room led to charges Thursday against a 19-year-old man.
The Wisconsin man was arrested after a woman whose laundry had been soiled chased him back to his apartment in an adjoining building.
Residents also reported finding feces in shoes and boots in an apartment hallway and in washing machines where it soiled a comforter, baby clothes and other items that had to be thrown out.
He was charged with three counts of disorderly conduct, three counts of criminal damage to property and one count of bail jumping. Court records showed he also is facing charges of lewd and lascivious behavior in Waukesha and Lincoln counties.
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A man is facing a sentence of one-and-a-half months after admitting he stole 93 pounds of women’s undergarments. He was charged with first-degree theft and burglary in the stealing of 1,613 pairs of panties, bras and other women’s underwear from laundry rooms.
{ AP/AZ Central }
What if everybody in the United States flushed the toilet at the same time?
The average home in America is outfitted with sewer pipes around four inches in diameter. The pipes from your home are connected to subdivision systems, which connect together at street systems. Street systems tie into road systems, which go to main road systems, and, ultimately, waste treatment plants. Underneath your town is a wastewater system as complex as a spider’s web.
The closer you get to the treatment plant, the larger the inside diameter of the pipes becomes. So a four-inch pipe from your house connects to a 12-inch pipe and so on, until — in larger cities — pipes may be almost 10 feet in diameter. A pipe this size can hold a lot of water, but can it hold enough for everyone to flush at once?
If everyone in each of Milwaukee, Wisconsin’s 330,584 households all flushed just one toilet at the same time, and each of those toilets expelled 3.5 gallons per flush, then Milwaukee’s sewer system would suddenly be inundated with 1,157,044 gallons of wastewater [source: NexTag]. Even with the city’s new 108-inch pipes, this could be a problem, and we’re not even counting all of the public toilets in the city.
Of course, the earth isn’t level underneath many cities, and to overcome changes in elevation, sewer systems use lift stations, wastewater plants that push sewage uphill toward its final treatment destination. These stations would be the first overwhelmed by unanimous flushing. There would simply be too much wastewater trying to pass through the pipes at the same time — kind of like trying to force an orange through a drinking straw — and the flow of sewage would stop. Sewage already past the lift stations would return downhill, and as the lift stations flooded, the lines leading to them would back up.
Eventually this sewage would find its way to the place where this whole debacle originated — your home.
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Tina Fey, about Paris Hilton’s hosting appearance on Saturday Night Live: “She was a nightmare! She took her self super-seriously” – rejecting any and all bits that in any way poked fun at the socialite. When Paris Hilton grew frustrated with SNL’s writers, she would “lock herself in her dressing room.”The cast had a running bet to see if the self-obsessed Hilton would ask a single personal question to any cast member at any time during the entire week. She asked one, according to Fey, to Seth Meyers, about the ethnicity of another cast mate.
When the discussion turned to Hilton’s looks, Fey complained that strands of Hilton’s “gross Barbie hair” were found all over the set, and that up-close, Paris actually “looks like a tranny.�”
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Newlyweds: Pamela Anderson, 40, has married for the third time to Paris Hilton’s ex-boyfriend Rick Salomon, 38.
{ Left photo: Pamela Anderson and ex-husband Kid Rock. The pair married August 3, 2006 and divorced four months later. | Right photo: Rick Salomon made millions out of selling a sex tape he made of himself with heiress Paris Hilton. | Daily Mail | Continue reading }
A lightweight enemy could have helped speed up rusting on the collapsed Minneapolis bridge: pigeons.
Experts say corrosive pigeon droppings caked on the bridge could have made steel beams rust faster. Investigators still haven’t pinpointed what caused the collapse, and haven’t said whether the birds had a part in the disaster that killed at least 13 people.
But inspectors in a late 1980s report noted a “coating of pigeon dung” on the bridge. Pigeons have long been a structural pest, because their dung can eat through concrete.
{ A man who used his cell phone to secretly take pictures up women’s skirts was charged with felony invasion of privacy. The case stems from an Aug. 1, 2005 incident at a Cargo Largo store in Independence, Mo. Surveillance cameras recorded the man kneeling behind a girl — who was a minor — and sticking his cell phone under her skirt. | KFox }
