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Wars { full story }

The ‘Keep On With The Force Don’t Stop, Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough’ Costume { full story }

I’m starting a new site because I’m really into dudes jerking off { full story }

Many people have asked why golf courses have eighteen holes. { full story }

When and why these people left their native land remains a mystery. But what is clear is that they made a small, uninhabited island with rolling hills and a lush carpet of palm trees their new home: 63 square miles of paradise known as Easter Island { full story }

Anamorphic illusion { full story }

In his right-hand pocket, there is a plastic bag containing numerous smaller plastic bags filled with either a gram or gram and three quarters of cocaine. { full story }

I had the misfortune to work on Procter & Gamble. I soon came to the conclusion they were a bunch of wankers. { full story }

Keith Richards mixed his dad’s ashes with some cocaine and snorted them up — it’s not true { full story }

German breeder sold 12 German Gray Giant rabbits to North Korea { full story }

I Am the Rock Hard Trooper, to the Bone, the Bone, the Bone { full story }

Was a legendary punk rocker arrested for possession of … soap? { full story }

The world’s second largest forest is being traded for bars of soap and bottles of beer { full story }

Sexual orientation, at least for men, seems to be settled before birth { full story }

Do you like my hat, Kate? { full story }

The Rapex { full story }

Up to 200 teenagers from across the country trashed a family house while the parents were away after their daughter advertised a party on MySpace { full story }

A 30-year-old woman accused of posing as a 17-year-old boy and molesting a teenage girl in Everett, Washington. { full story }

U.S. home prices may plunge as much as 20 percent { full story }

Shawn comes to Wall Street to play a type of chess called blitz { full story }

Whaddya Think? { full story }

Disco Bloomberg { full story }

The Absolutely Worst Places to Live in America { full story }

The World Trade Center, 1966-2001 { full story }

Michael Jackson and VIPs { full story }

A Seminole man is fighting to stop alimony payments to his ex-wife because she is now a man { full story }

The Headless Vermin { full story }

Strange Fruits { full story }

Someone Has to Blow off Some Steam { full story }

The Purpose of Adoption { full story }

Genealogy Tree of Greek Gods { full story }

Tony Mendoza’s flowers { full story }

You Try to Scream But Terror Takes the Sound Before You Make It { full story }

What if you could have all that is good about alcohol, with none of the bad? { full story }

Bliss? Just Follow the No-Variety Group { full story }

Wal-Mart vs Julie Roehm: The Rising Star Was Full of Shit { full story }

But the hoaxes continued — by the end of 2000, there were more than a dozen. By the end of 2003, there were nearly 60. { full story }

All that yammering about women with voracious sexual appetites during Sex and the City’s long reign of terror? A cruel hoax. A big lie. { full story }

Now You Can Have That Sensual ‘No-Bra Look’ While Wearing a Bra { full story }

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Last Year, 60% of Subprime Loans Required No Meaningful Documentation { full story }

Nine Inch Nails weird viral marketing { full story }

Can a cloud weigh as much as a 747? { full story }

Jeff’s Famous Pizza { full story }

Useless Vestigial Organs { full story }

Freud, the Tony Montana of Vienna { full story }

Why does your skin stick to an ice-cube tray, but not to a Popsicle? { full story }

The End of Medicine { full story }

Eighty percent of all infectious diseases are transmitted by contact, direct or indirect. Even in hotel rooms. { full story }

Perverts with cam { full story }

Drama in the advertising world: would you rather lick an abattoir floor or work with me? { full story }

The brain does register subliminal images { full story }

Hack your elevator { full story }

Big drop in slaughters in Kentucky, the horse capital of the world { full story }

Officially, there were never any successful escape attempts from Alcatraz… { full story }

Telephone pole { full story }

Santanic vampire plans to impale Bush { full story }

Which one of the two Jagger are you? The stupid one or the stupid one that won’t shut up? { full story }

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? { full story }

Why do we still have big questions? { full story }

The negative effects of homework { full story }

A dark chapter in our history { full story }

REVENGE! { full story }

Art is now his biggest single asset { full story }

Rolling bridge { full story }

What an amazing coincidence! I just had a drink with Moses! { full story }