A Malaysian welder had to have a nut removed from around his penis after an attempt to lengthen it before he gets engaged next week went embarrassingly wrong, a news report said Sunday.

The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection, forcing him to seek help at a hospital in southern Johor state. (…)

On August 25, another young man in Kuala Lumpur had tried to increase his sexual prowess by slipping a steel ring around his penis, forcing the fire department to cut off the ring after doctors were unable to remove it.

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new york craigslist > brooklyn > missed connections
Playing with yourself on the R train - m4m - 50 (R Train)
Date: 2008-08-06, 3:06PM EDT

You were playing with your cock on the R train around 12:30. You had black shorts and a wedding band. I enjoyed the show, wouldn’t mind seeing more. I got off at Prospect and gave you a small smile. Married too so discreet. Tell me what shirt you were wearing.

new york craigslist > staten island > missed connections
any one know the guy on van duzer st - m4m - 29 (staten island)
Date: 2008-07-28, 2:29PM EDT

not sure of his name but he gave me and my friend blow jobs was great like to get in touch with him

{ Gallery owner Bill Schramm is arrested outside Erotic Lounge in St. Petersburg, FL on Friday night. Officers arrested Schramm and another man after a raid on the gallery. Earlier, police had received a complaint about a penis statue in front of the business. | St. Petersburg Times | Continue reading }

A stripper who danced on the poles of Santiago subway trains to challenge the prudishness of Chilean society was arrested on Thursday during one of her lightning performances.

Monserrat Morilles, 26, surprised subway riders all week stripping to skimpy underwear, but she refused tips. She said she was protesting a lack of tolerance in Chile.

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New Jersey State Police have filed charges against a man [nice mugshot] who allegedly used his car as a rolling pornography display.

Police say he deliberately left pornographic materials on the car’s dashboard and seats. Among the items left in the 1989 Lincoln were magazines, sexually-explicit music discs, women’s panties on a platter, and a naked Barbie doll.

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photo { João Enxuto, Fish market project, 2005 }

A 22-year-old Lynn University senior has filed suit against Cyberheat Inc., as well as subsidiaries TopBucks and Pink Visual, for allegedly posting photoshopped pictures of her at a house party in Boca Raton on CollegeWildParties.com.

Heather Kertesz claims in the suit filed in U.S. District Court in West Palm Beach that she was fully clothed at the party, as well as in website pictures, but never signed a release upon entering the party in March 2007. (…)

The pictures, she claims, include “her head and face seen smiling while viewing a male and female engaging in sodomy. Upon closer inspection however, it is apparent that plaintiff’s head and face were cropped or photoshopped from a separate image and strategically placed on the banner to appear as if she was watching the couple at the time it took place.”

The suit said that the photos are teasers for a 29-minute video entitled “Stallion Straddling” and 153 related pictures.

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photo { David LaChapelle }

At a public park in Columbus, Ohio, a topless woman asked a man to expose himself. The park appeared empty to him, but police were actually videotaping him from an unmarked car nearby as part of a sting operation. Once he exposed himself, police officers drove up and arrested him, not her. Columbus law says being topless is OK, even if you’re female. (…)

Authorities in Johnson City, Tenn., responded to complaints that gay men were using a local park for sex by setting up a sting operation. Ken Giles, 54, was one of the men they arrested, but he says he simply stepped off the trail to go to the bathroom. “I just thought I was in trouble for urinating in public,” he said.

Police allege that Giles exposed himself to an undercover officer. They charged him with indecent exposure and disorderly conduct but did more than just arrest him. Before Giles and the other men were convicted, police released the names, photos and addresses of everyone who had been arrested.

On his way to court, Giles saw his picture in the newspaper and front page headlines. “I was horrified,” he said.

He says he was told to plead guilty and did so to avoid a harsher punishment that would have come had Giles pled innocent and then been found guilty. Afterward, his employer fired him.

“When I lost my job over it my wife was so upset and distraught and distressed that she had a major heart attack,” said Giles, whose wife died shortly after ABC News interviewed him.

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artwork { Botticelli, La Derelitta, c. 1495 }

related { U.S. is alone in rejecting all evidence if police err. }

J.C. Penney Co. officials are upset about a racy, fake advertisement on YouTube in which the retailer appears to be endorsing teen sex, and they are blaming the company’s ad agency, Saatchi & Saatchi.

The purported ad, which surfaced on the Internet after winning a prestigious international advertising award at Cannes this past weekend, shows two teenagers in their own bedrooms stripping down to their underwear and then timing themselves as they race to put on their clothes. (…)

In a statement late Monday, Saatchi, a unit of Publicis Groupe SA, said the ad was created by a third-party vendor “without J.C. Penney’s knowledge or consent… Saatchi & Saatchi did not enter the spot and deeply regrets the message this ad presents.”

{ Wall Street Journal | Continue reading }

maine craigslist > lost & found
Lost Whip
Date: 2008-06-19, 10:31PM EDT

I was at Marcus and Ambrosia’s party at Styxx on Tuesday. Lost a black leather whip. I’d really like to get it back. It has sentimental value.

Thanks
John

Nice guys knew it, now two studies have confirmed it: bad boys get the most girls. The finding may help explain why a nasty suite of antisocial personality traits known as the “dark triad” persists in the human population, despite their potentially grave cultural costs.

The traits are the self-obsession of narcissism; the impulsive, thrill-seeking and callous behaviour of psychopaths; and the deceitful and exploitative nature of Machiavellianism. At their extreme, these traits would be highly detrimental for life in traditional human societies. People with these personalities risk being shunned by others and shut out of relationships, leaving them without a mate, hungry and vulnerable to predators.

But being just slightly evil could have an upside: a prolific sex life, says Peter Jonason at New Mexico State University in Las Cruces. “We have some evidence that the three traits are really the same thing and may represent a successful evolutionary strategy.”

{ NewScientist | Continue reading }

Athletes are turning to a new performance enhancing drug: Viagra. Traces of the drug, which is intended to alleviate sexual dysfunction, are increasingly appearing in the testing of samples from sports competitors.

It has become so widespread that the World Anti-Doping Agency (Wada) is considering whether to include Viagra in its list of substances banned in international sports.

Christiane Ayotte, head of a Wada-accredited laboratory in Montreal, said she regularly identifies Viagra and Cialis, a similar product, in the urine of male sports competitors. No action is taken because it is not illegal.

{ Time | Continue reading }