shit talkers category

Battle anybody I don’t care who you tell

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Paris Hilton has craftily manipulated the prestigious Toronto International Film Festival in an attempt to gain more publicity for a new documentary about herself.

The hotel heiress forced festival organizers to cancel two of three screenings of “Paris, Not France,” which is set to premiere Tuesday. Even a press screening was canceled.

Most movie mavens assumed Hilton was unhappy with her portrayal in the documentary and had sicced her lawyers on the producers, forcing them to scale back.

But Paris’ rep Jason Moore told Page Six: “We wanted to create more buzz - create some hype… We felt the impact would be more extreme if we had one screening.”

{ NY Post | Continue reading }

‘For example, I have achieved great success as a developer. I’m the biggest developer in New York. Who do I compete with in that case? The answer is pretty simple: myself.’ — Donald Trump

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Is there a word for that movement that fake rich guy Donald Trump makes when he kind of sneers a little bit and jerks his head spasmodically to the side, in an evil remix version of the “what can I say?” shrug? (…) It’s on full display in this infomercial clip, which may be the most perfect distillation I’ve ever seen of both the humiliation of appearing in an infomercial, and Donald Trump’s fundamental asshole nature.

{ Gawker | Continue reading | video }

quote { Donald Trump blog }

People only know what you tell them

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There is no such thing as “typical” deceptive behavior—”nothing as obvious as Pinocchio’s growing nose.” When people tell complicated lies, they frequently pause longer and more often, and speak more slowly; but if the lie is simple, or highly polished, they tend to do the opposite. Clumsy deceivers are sometimes visibly agitated, but, over all, liars are less likely to blink, to move their hands and feet, or to make elaborate gestures—perhaps they deliberately inhibit their movements. (…)

A liar’s testimony is often more persuasive than a truthteller’s. Liars are more likely to tell a story in chronological order, whereas honest people often present accounts in an improvised jumble. Similarly, according to DePaulo and Bond, subjects who spontaneously corrected themselves, or said that there were details that they couldn’t recall, were more likely to be truthful than those who did not—though, in the real world, memory lapses arouse suspicion.

People who are afraid of being disbelieved, even when they are telling the truth, may well look more nervous than people who are lying. This is bad news for the falsely accused, especially given that influential manuals of interrogation reinforce the myth of the twitchy liar. “Criminal Interrogation and Confessions” (1986), by Fred Inbau, John Reid, and Joseph Buckley, claims that shifts in posture and nervous “grooming gestures,” such as “straightening hair” and “picking lint from clothing,” often signal lying. (…)

The federal government still performs tens of thousands of polygraph tests a year—even though an exhaustive 2003 National Academy of Sciences report concluded that research on the polygraph’s efficacy was inadequate, and that when it was used to investigate a specific incident after the fact it performed “well above chance, though well below perfection.” Polygraph advocates cite accuracy estimates of ninety per cent—which sounds impressive until you think of the people whose lives might be ruined by a machine that fails one out of ten times. The polygraph was judged thoroughly unreliable as a screening tool; its accuracy in “distinguishing actual or potential security violators from innocent test takers” was deemed “insufficient to justify reliance on its use.” And its success in criminal investigations can be credited, in no small part, to the intimidation factor. People who believe that they are in the presence of an infallible machine sometimes confess, and this is counted as an achievement of the polygraph. (According to law-enforcement lore, the police have used copy machines in much the same way: They tell a suspect to place his hand on a “truth machine”—a copier in which the paper has “LIE ” printed on it. When the photocopy emerges, it shows the suspect’s hand with “LIE ” stamped on it.)

Over the past two decades, inventors have attempted to supplant the polygraph with new technologies: voice-stress analysis; thermal imaging of the face; and, most recently and spectacularly, brain imaging. (…) Thermal imaging, an approach based on the finding that the area around the eyes can heat up when people lie. The developers of this method—Ioannis Pavlidis, James Levine, and Norman Eberhardt—published journal articles that had titles like “Seeing Through the Face of Deception” and were accompanied by dramatic thermal images. But the increased blood flow that raises the temperature around the eyes is just another mark of stress. Any law-enforcement agency that used the technique to spot potential terrorists would also pick up a lot of jangly, harmless travellers. (…)

The word “lie” is so broad that it’s hard to imagine that any test, even one that probes the brain, could detect all forms of deceit: small, polite lies; big, brazen, self-aggrandizing lies; lies to protect or enchant our children; lies that we don’t really acknowledge to ourselves as lies; complicated alibis that we spend days rehearsing. Certainly, it’s hard to imagine that all these lies will bear the identical neural signature. In their degrees of sophistication and detail, their moral weight, their emotional valence, lies are as varied as the people who tell them. As Montaigne wrote, “The reverse side of the truth has a hundred thousand shapes and no defined limits.” (…)

Nancy Kanwisher, a cognitive scientist at M.I.T., points out that the various brain regions that appear to be significantly active during lying are “famous for being activated in a wide range of different conditions—for almost any cognitive task that is more difficult than an easier task.” (…) As he put it, “Saying ‘You have activation in the anterior cingulate’ is like saying ‘You have activation in Massachusetts.’ ”

Kanwisher’s complaint suggests that fMRI technology, when used cavalierly, harks back to two pseudosciences of the eighteenth and nineteenth centuries: physiognomy and phrenology. Physiognomy held that a person’s character was manifest in his facial features; phrenology held that truth lay in the bumps on one’s skull. In 1807, Hegel observed that “the rules that we use in everyday life in interpreting facial expression are highly fallible.”

{ New Yorker | Continue reading }

‘A fanatic is a man who consciously over compensates a secret doubt.’ — Aldous Huxley

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Back in 2006, a startup started up that promised to revolutionize the financial information business. It was called Monitor110, and it had a kind of clever idea: it aggregated and analyzed raw content from all corners of the internet and turned it into useful news and information for traders. Like, message board threads and blog comments and Twitters and Flickrs and Tumblrs and what-have-you would all help measure consumer sentiment or whatever sorts of things traders need to know about.

Monitor110 raised millions and millions of dollars and their founders kept saying they’d bury Reuters forever and now, today, they are shuttering because no one wants to give them money anymore. Turns out that 2006 was basically wrong about everything! Crowds are morons and their wisdom is useless noise.

{ Gawker }

Candy screen wrappers of silkscreen fantastic, requiring memories

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What psychology experiment would you love to carry out if neither ethics nor practical reality stood in your way? (…)

I would collect all newborn babies and randomly reassign them to new parents. I’m confident that we will confirm the 50-0-50 rule: Adult personality is roughly 50% genetic, 0% how they are raised by their parents, and 50% socialization outside the family by peers and friends. I think we will discover that within a broad range, it doesn’t really matter how parents raise their children. Parents are enormously important for children, not because they raise them, but because they give them their genes.


-Satoshi Kanazawa (The Scientific Fundamentalist) is an evolutionary psychologist at the London School of Economics.

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Mr. Kanazawa,

As an evolutionary psychologist you clearly have little to no experience working with real live human beings. (…)

Do you really believe that a kid raised in a happy, healthy and loving home will turn out the same as a kid raised in an angry, hatefull and abusive home? If so you must not have kids of your own. (…)

-Tony Malinda

{ Psychology Today | Continue reading }

photo { Richard Lester’s Petulia, 1968 }

The Ship of Fools

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Christopher Lane had already published a book on misanthropes in the Victorian era, which he says “had a relatively high tolerance for eccentrics, reclusives, hermits, and scolds.” He wanted to carry his study into the 21st century. But when he began asking psychiatrists about the fate of contemporary misanthropes, the response he got was that they’d likely be medicated.

Behavior considered part of the normal spectrum in the 19th century, Lane says, had in our time become a mental disorder requiring treatment with prescription drugs.

And misanthropy wasn’t the only behavior that had become an illness. It looked to Lane like the much more common trait of shyness, which Victorians had actually valued as a sign of modesty and a contemplative mind, had been transformed into something called social anxiety disorder. People who dreaded giving speeches, or blushed when they were the center of attention, or who, like Lane himself, needed a certain amount of their own company, were popping pills that promised to turn them into breezy extroverts. (…)

The resulting book, Shyness: How Normal Behavior Became a Sickness, was published in October 2007 by Yale University Press. (…)

There wasn’t any question about when things changed. In 1980, the American Psychiatric Association published the third edition of its bible, the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. (…)

DSM III introduced an astounding 112 new disorders, including social phobia—defined as “a persistent, irrational fear of, and compelling desire to avoid, a situation in which the individual is exposed to possible scrutiny by others and fears that he or she may act in a way that will be humiliating or embarrassing.” Over the years, social phobia has become better known as social anxiety disorder.

The environment for these dramatic changes included two huge behind-the-scenes forces: insurance companies, which were balking at the cost of long-term talk therapy, and drug companies, which had been selling antipsychotics and tranquilizers since the 1950s and (…) were looking to reach a broader market. (…)

Public discussions about DSM V, which is expected by 2012, are now under way. The list of possible new ailments includes excessive shopping, overuse of the Internet, and apathy, and Lane predicts that if the book authenticates these “disorders,” the antishopping, antisurfing, and ennui-correction pills will soon follow.

{ Chicago Reader | Continue reading }

A world-renowned Harvard child psychiatrist whose work has helped fuel an explosion in the use of powerful antipsychotic medicines in children earned at least $1.6 million in consulting fees from drug makers from 2000 to 2007 but for years did not report much of this income to university officials.

{ NY Times | Continue reading }

related { Michel Foucalt, Madness and Civilization: A History of Insanity in the Age of Reason }

It’s kinda hard bein Snoop D-O-double-G

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“Ever wonder what your pets feel and what they have to say?” questions an ad featuring a smiley woman hugging her dog. “They are angels beside us in physical form. With telepathy, energetics, and intuition, I can help you clarify and understand.”

Yes, like Dr. Doolittle, this woman has the ability to have entire conversations with your pet. She’ll do it over the phone, charging you money to get into your pet’s head at a distance. A session will set you back a good $75 to $100. (…) I decide to test pet psychic veracity by phoning several. Since I don’t have a pet, I pose as my own dog, who happens to go by my name. Any true pet psychic should pick up on this right away. If not, well — I hate to say it — I’ll have to conclude that this is a pure, 100 percent, fuck-me-sideways scam.

Pet Psychic No. 1
I tell the pet psychic that I think “my dog,” Harmon, has a really good sense of humor, and that he’s the life of the party.
Pet Psychic 1: I was talking to Harmon this morning. He’s very open to talking, by the way.
Infiltrator: Uh-huh.
PP1: I’m in touch with him, simultaneously, when we’re talking. If something else comes up, just ask me, ’cause I can get the answer from him right away.
I: Around what time were you channeling into him? He was making this weird yelping.
PP1: It was probably around 9 or 10 — around there, yeah.
I: [holding receiver away from mouth and screaming] HARMON, GET OFF THE COUCH!
PP1: And, by the way, he is just a love. He’s like this big giant teddy bear. He doesn’t see himself as big as he is, and he sees himself as light, if that makes any sense to you.
I: Yes, it does … GODDAMN IT, HARMON, GET OFF THE GODDAMN COUCH NOW!
PP1: And he is just the most social animal! I get the feeling — or I know — that Harmon is very aware of energy. He loves other beings. Do your friends hang out with him a lot?
I: No! And other dogs don’t seem to get along with him. Can you hold on? HARMON, QUIT DRINKING OUT OF THE TOILET! Sorry about that — what were you saying?
PP1: You know what his thing is? He doesn’t like rude dogs. He is very proper. (…)

Pet Psychic No. 3
Does my dog, Harmon, like it when I dress him up in little sweaters and people clothes?
Pet Psychic 3: He’s a really easygoing dog, so it doesn’t embarrass him to wear little sweaters, but he told me he does get hot. Do you dress him up before you take him for a walk?
I: No, just, like, at parties and at the grocery store and stuff.
PP3: [Pause.] He knows that it pleases you, so he’s not embarrassed.
I: So I should keep doing that — like, little hats and big sunglasses and bow ties?
PP3: [Pause.] He’s telling me he’s fine with it.
I: I’m thinking of entering him in this dog show. Would he be up for that?
PP3: [Pause.] He’d love it. He’s very proud. [Pause.] But he said he doesn’t know if he can be perfect. He’s not that kind of dog. He’s very free-spirited.

Pet Psychic No. 4
PP4: I often have clients call me two weeks later and say, “Oh my God, I thought it was stupid when you said this to me, but now I get it.”
I: [Grrrrr-grrrrr!] GODDAMN IT, HARMON, STOP DOING THAT TO MY LEG!

{ Harmon Leon/SF Weekly | Continue reading }

Hilarity ensues

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The moon has been in plain view for all of human history, but it’s only within the past few decades that it’s been possible to travel there. And for just about as long as the moon has been within reach, people have been arguing about lunar property rights: Can astronauts claim the moon for king and country, as in the Age of Discovery? Are corporations allowed to expropriate its natural resources, and individuals to own its real estate? (…)

Property rights on the moon are still the subject of international discussion. But would anyone buy lunar land? And what would it take to establish good title?

Lots of people would buy lunar land—and, in fact, lots of people have, sort of. Dennis Hope, owner of Lunar Embassy, says he’s sold 500 million acres as “novelties.” Each parcel is about the size of a football field and costs $16 to $20. Buyers choose the location—except for the Sea of Tranquility and the Apollo landing sites, which Hope has placed off-limits.

To convey good title, Hope essentially wrote the U.N. to say he was going to begin selling lunar property. When the U.N. didn’t respond with an objection, he asserted that this allowed him to proceed. Although I regard his claim to good title as dubious, his customers have created a constituency to recognize his position.

{ Popular Mechanics | Continue reading }

If nothing else is true, the only one that can save U is U, yeah

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Scientists have found astrology to be rubbish.

Its central claim - that our human characteristics are moulded by the influence of the Sun, Moon and planets at the time of our birth - appears to have been debunked once and for all and beyond doubt by the most thorough scientific study ever made into it.

For several decades, researchers tracked more than 2,000 people - most of them born within minutes of each other. According to astrology, the subject should have had very similar traits.

The babies were originally recruited as part of a medical study begun in London in 1958 into how the circumstances of birth can affect future health. More than 2,000 babies born in early March that year were registered and their development monitored at regular intervals.

Researchers looked at more than 100 different characteristics, including occupation, anxiety levels, marital status, aggressiveness, sociability, IQ levels and ability in art, sport, mathematics and reading - all of which astrologers claim can be gauged from birth charts.

The scientists failed to find any evidence of similarities between the “time twins”, however. They reported in the current issue of the Journal of Consciousness Studies: “The test conditions could hardly have been more conducive to success . . . but the results are uniformly negative.” (…)

The findings caused alarm and anger in astrological circles.

{ Telegraph | Continue reading }

A place where things that can’t be said or seen are said and seen

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“We have no idea what’s going to happen [in the weather] beyond three days out.”

“There’s not an evaluation of accuracy in hiring meteorologists. Presentation takes precedence over accuracy.” (…)

No meteorologist or television station kept records of what they predicted, nor compared their predictions to actual results over a long term. No meteorologist posts their accuracy statistics on their résumé. No station managers use accuracy statistics in the hiring or evaluation of their meteorologists.

{ NYT/freakonomics | Continue reading }

Gregor, you should go autobiographical

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The German artist Gregor Schneider is planning the ultimate performance piece: showing a person dying as part of an exhibition.

“I want to display a person dying naturally in the piece or somebody who has just died,” he told The Art Newspaper. “My aim is to show the beauty of death.”


The artist says that Dr Roswitha Franziska Vandieken, who runs her own private clinic in Düsseldorf, has agreed to help find volunteers who are willing to die in public in the name of art. Dr Vandieken was unavailable for comment. “I am confident that we’ll find people to take part,” says Schneider.

He says he would like to stage the performance at the Haus Lange museum in Krefeld, Germany. The museum declined to comment.

{ The Art Newspaper | Continue reading }

related { The dog died the next day for lack of food }

All we’re trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it

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{ To the public, these men are members of a familiar fraternity, presented tens of thousands of times on television and radio as “military analysts” whose long service has equipped them to give authoritative and unfettered judgments about the most pressing issues of the post-Sept. 11 world. Hidden behind that appearance of objectivity, though, is a Pentagon information apparatus that has used those analysts in a campaign to generate favorable news coverage of the administration’s wartime performance, an examination by The New York Times has found. | audio, video and documents | article }