Gonna dance til we burn this disco out
I bought a stereo. Wow! Two speakers!
So I’m listening to this thing. And then I heard the quad system with the four speakers, and I said, “This is it, this is great.”
So I got rid of the stereo and got the quad, and this was the sound I was looking for.
But I listened to it a couple of days and said, “Hey, this sounds like shit.”
So I went out and I got the duodecaphonic with the 12 speakers, and this was more to my liking… for a while.
But the ear gets sophisticated pretty fast and I got rid of that and got the milliphonic with the thousand speakers. And I’m listening to it and I said, Hey, this sounds like shit too. The other one was shit one, this is shit two.
So finally I got the googlephonic, the highest number of speakers before infinity. Sounds like shit.
So I said, “Hey, maybe it’s the needle.”
So I had the old typical diamond needle, and I searched around, finally got the moonrock needle. Cost me 3 million bucks for that. So now I have a googlephonic stereo with a moonrock needle.
It’s okay for a car stereo. I wouldn’t want it in my house.
photo { Richard Prince, Untitled (Party), 1993 }
