His name is Wally, he’s very friendly
Like millions of sweethearts across the globe, Wall Winther has found true love. Her husband (…) is the Berlin Wall.
Wall Winther (whose original name was Eija-Riita Eklaf) is an Objectum-Sexual, or OS for short. Most OSes harbour their passions in private, terrified of rejection by society. But they can still form meaningful relationships, even if their partners might be considered unconventional. “It’s an orientation, like hetero or homosexuality,” explains Kiowa, a US-based OS who moderates an internet forum for like-minded souls. “We’re emotionally and physically attracted to objects. Replacing the term ‘hetero’ with ‘object’ would accurately describe OS.” (…)
Wall Winther, who enjoys relationships with many scale models of the Berlin Wall and whose previous lovers include a large model of a guillotine, says: “Yes, I can love the real Berlin Wall and the models. It’s not cheating because it’s the same construction. And when I married him, we decided being faithful isn’t important because he’s in Berlin and I’m over here in Sweden.” (…)
Some OSers have attempted to provide guides to having sex with specific objects. A manual devoted to car-loving exists online, suggesting methods such as leather interior humping and gearstick penetration. Wall Winther makes the important distinction that, for OS people, physical union isn’t to be confused with masturbation. “If you masturbate, you see your partner as an object, something only to pleasure you,” she says. “When I have sex with the Berlin Wall, or a model of him, I want to please him too. That’s the big difference.”
