My wife thinks I’m a swan

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{ “Squeeze! The swan’s head pops out!! Be the king of the party with this towering swan! Rapidly Expanding Mysterious Balloon Materials for connecting not included” | Wild Swan | Translation }

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{ Developed by Koreans for the Japanese, Boong-Ga Boong-Ga is the first arcade game that combines assaulting assholes and fortune-telling. You select from eight characters like “Girlfriend”, “Mother-in-Law,” “Con artist,” and “Child Molester” and then you ram a giant plastic finger into an ass that protrudes out from the arcade unit next to the words “HAVE A FUN!! ENJOY.” As you poke, spank, and probe, the game plays an animation of your victim wailing in pain. | Continue reading }

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{ Paris Hello Hilton Kitty }






One Response to “My wife thinks I’m a swan”

  1. Jennifer Says:

    What, no crotch-kicking doritos? ;-)

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