Yes, I Used to Be an Asshole, But Now I Read HowTos
How To Eat in a Restaurant { Gawker }
Make Up Your Fucking Mind A lot of people, especially girls, think it’s ‘cute’ to have, like, a ten-minute conversation about what they’re going to order with their server or bartender. (…)
Don’t Flirt There is nothing more pathetic than flirting with the waiter, waitress, or bartender. Please, you really think that hot waiter is going to help you get your middle-aged groove back? The real world is not Sex in the City or an ad for Disaronno. Also, he is gay, duh! If he returns your advances, don’t get any big ideas. He is just being a mercenary whore, because that’s his job.
Don’t Linger The price of your dinner rents a table for a set amount of time, not for the duration of the evening. It’s fine to stay a while if you keep ordering more stuff. But by “more stuff,” we don’t mean “one herbal tea that you sip for five hours.”
Don’t disturb the workers.
How To Walk in NY { BlogChelsea }
There are rules, and there are safety risks if people don’t follow them. Even if you don’t live in New York City, you can apply walking rules to wherever you live and walk. Here is the most important walking rule: Don’t make sudden changes in course. Don’t suddenly stop or change your speed. Don’t change directions suddenly for no reason, and don’t make a surprise about-face. Just like driving on the highway: don’t act unpredictably. If you have to walk (or drive) slowly, at least do it predictably, so that people around you can travel safely. There are other rules (stay to the right when turning a corner, don’t stop at the end of the escalator, etc.)…”
Don’t Say… { Morning News }
You step inside the deli for your morning coffee, when all of a sudden: Zip! Another pedestrian slips into the door you’ve held open—for yourself. You’ve been snaked, and you’re too groggy to say so. But you want your bile to be felt anyway.
Don’t: Say, ‘Hey, fuck you buddy.’
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